Maafna meets Desultory

I have all these feelings, these weird feelings, & I’ve had this burning desire to express them. But I can’t. I just can’t. And these feelings, they’re trapped. They’re like stuck in my heart & I just feel so lonely.

— Dawson’s Creek (via jacqueline-bui) (via fyeahdawsonscreek)

I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.

Penny: Okay you guys, look, I know this is none of my business but I just have to ask: what's Sheldon's deal?

Leonard Hofstadter: What do you mean, "deal"?

Penny: You know, like, what's his deal? Is it girls? Guys? Sock puppets?

Leonard Hofstadter: Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.

Penny: Oh come on, everybody has a deal.

Howard Wolowitz: Not Sheldon. Over the years we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce; I'm an advocate of mitosis.

What are you for?

Stephen Fry: The Church is very loose on moral evils, because, although they try to accuse people like me, who believe in empiricism and the Enlightenment, of what they call 'moral relativism,' as if it's some appalling sin, where what it actually means is 'thought.' They, for example, thought that slavery was perfectly fine. Absolutely OK.

Anne Widdecombe: As did all societies of the time!

Stephen Fry: And then they didn't. And what is the point of the Catholic Church, if it says, 'Well, we couldn't know better, because nobody else did'? Then what are you for!

narcohypnia:

lex-bubbles:

thedrowners:

last-flowers:

leilagrace:

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this deserves a reblog. this is how my bff and i look when we see each other.

i just died of cute overload.

ajgydqgvrhj2vqhj AWWWW

Oh my God, why doesn’t my cat do this?

Meet Brutus, the 800lb grizzly bear who likes to eat his meals at the dinner table | Mail Online

srslyedward:

omg-olivia:

inenvyofaddicts:

hahahaha

this is hilarious.

lmfao this.

amytree:

vegetarianzombie:

itsalldead:

(via treeswithoutleaves)

littlemissdorkette:

gtfomom:

For TJ.

WIN.

The 29-year-old IDF officer accused of sexually assaulting a 22-year-old woman near the Tel Aviv port overnight Friday denied the allegations against him on Sunday, claiming that he was found with his pants down in the Yarkon River because he had lost his balance after trying to urinate.

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Great Moments In People Giving Excuses (via negevrockcity)

Also gotta love his parents who say it couldn’t be him because he would “never screw up his life like that”.

Worked 9 hour shift today after getting little sleep, sotired